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[today, somehow, there seems to be something of an oversized frog sitting comfortable on the throne in the throne room, tinkering away at what looks to be one of those Hellberrys. He doesn't seem to be all that bothered by all the electric shocks he's been getting from it, probably a security measure to prevent tampering with the OS and device]

What is it with ass-backwards dimensions and piece of shit technology that go hand in hand with each other? Ku ku kuuu~ A technician's job is never done, da ze~

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[Kururu turned his head slightly to look at the woman who came up to the throne before turning back to the Hellberry at hand.]

Well, if my intelligence gathering is correct, and I'm sure it is, almost everyone here are not supposed to be here, da ze~ Ku ku ku kuuu~

Well yeah... everyone knows that. I meant here, in the throne room.

Pretty sure the ki--the Overlord isn't gonna be really happy about this...

I don't see anyone's name on it~ Ku ku kuuu~ I've grown to like this room, and this chair. Not nearly as functional as my own, but it works.

Don't blame me if he decides to toss you out then.

[Not that she really cares.]

Hey... wait a minute... Aren't you a bit too calm about getting randomly trapped here?

[Hey, last guy who just randomly popped up in the throne room ended up trying to take over the place... not that it worked, but still...]

Ku ku kuuu~ I'll be sure to remember that.

[Kururu got shocked again from the little toy before he continued talking]

Things could always be worse, da ze~ No sense in panicking about something out of your control. Besides...

[he turned his head around, giving his signature creepy smile and creepy aura]

It's much more interesting this way~ Ku ku ku ku kuuuu~

You think ending up in a Netherworld is "more interesting"? Are you insane or something?

... in fact, what the heck ARE you anyway?

Well, when I complete my investigations on this "Netherworld" as you called it, I'll let you know. But I have been called crazy and insane before. Ku ku ku kuuu~

[Kururu stood up and gave a somewhat half-assed salute] I'm a keronian, an alien species from the fifty-eighth planet of the Gamma Storm Cloud system and part of the special advance invasion force on Pekopon.

Investigation? What's there to investigate? It's just a place where demons live.

[Aaaaaaand... she understood nothing except the "alien" part.]

... umm... sure... whatever you say. And...

Wait, "invasion"?

No place is "just" a place, Pekoponian. You just see the surface, I investigate everything underneath.

Yes. Invasion. Invading another planet in an attempt to take over. Like what warring countries used to do.

Peko--what? What's that supposed to mean?!

[And yeah... she just sighs at your last comment.]

Urgh, not another one. We already had to deal with the stupidest invasion ever with that ghost. Now a frog?

Pekoponian is what aliens call you humans and other human or earth like things and creatures.

You seem to be under the impression that I'm here to invade, and that whatever 'invasion' you had with this ghost was the stupidest ever. I can assure you that neither are the case,

Well, it still sounds stupid as hell. What's so wrong with just saying "human"?

[And true... if this guy had been "kidnapped" like they were, the chances of him trying to invade the castle were slim... well, at least the chances of him coming here with that intention were.]

Hmm, we'll see about that.

But... I'm pretty sure that ghost had to be the stupidest. You know of a lot of invasions that start with a bunch of morons coming in and claiming they own the place "just because"?

The same reason why Human sounds stupid as hell. All you know is the word human. All aliens know is the word Pekoponian. "Human" makes no sense, there is no basis for it. "Humans" call their planet Earth, yet they don't use Earthian. Your scientific species name is Homo Sapien but you don't call yourselves Sapiens or some other derivative. So, that's why it is so wrong to just call you Human. [well THAT was a long winded explanation]

Actually, I do know several alien species that are exactly like that. But that's nothing compared to pulling a fake invasion that could have actually worked if they leader wasn't doing it just to pull a prank on someone.

[You know... she could have tried to answer that last part... but her brain is trying trying to understand the whole "human/homo sapien/earth" thing. It's quite obvious that whatever you said... yeah. You might as well be talking about quantum physics to her.]

[... Oh, what a simpleton~]

You know, it's rude to stand and stare blankly at somebody~ If that was too complicated for you, just say so, and I'll dumb it down for you. Ku ku kuuu~

HEY!

I... don't need anyone to dumb it down... What you're saying just doesn't make any sense in the first place!

[Nun from alternate middle ages, Kururu.]

I totally get what you are saying, da ze~

You're just an idiot. That's okay. The universes needs idiots, or else smart people would have no one to teach their smarts to.

[you could be a nun from the alternate future, an idiot is an idiot~]

[Oh hey, Kururu... is it just you or did the air in this room suddenly change for the worse? Was this murderous aura there before? Pretty sure it wasn't.

However, one thing is for sure, Priere is reaching forwards, aiming to grab unto this strange, yellow, assholish frog...]

[wow why does this feel so familiar? OH RIGHT that Natsumi girl did this before all the time... He knows what's gonna happen]

Ooh, so spooky scary~

[Yes, you should feel scared as she grabs you by the head and proceeds to punt you right out of the throne room. Serves you right, asshole!]

[and the frog flies! A pile of rock and other debris falls right on top of him too! Any frog would have been decimated by such an attack.

But Kururu wasn't just any frog. While still bruised and really looking like frog jerky, he slowly sits up from the rubble, laughing all the while]

Ku ku ku kuuu~ Perhaps several notches above the Hinata, da ze~ Ku ku ku kuuu~

What the heck? He should be out cold for a week...

Already looking for more or what?

Ku ku kuuu~ I wasn't looking for anything. You're the one who decided to go American Football on me, da ze~

Maybe you shouldn't go around calling people idiots then!

I don't call people anything. I only state facts about people~

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