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[jerkydevil]

[today, somehow, there seems to be something of an oversized frog sitting comfortable on the throne in the throne room, tinkering away at what looks to be one of those Hellberrys. He doesn't seem to be all that bothered by all the electric shocks he's been getting from it, probably a security measure to prevent tampering with the OS and device]

What is it with ass-backwards dimensions and piece of shit technology that go hand in hand with each other? Ku ku kuuu~ A technician's job is never done, da ze~

Comments

[jerkydevil]

I don't call people anything. I only state facts about people~

[wannabesaint]

... now who's the one being an idiot?

[Or a masochist... or both.]

[jerkydevil]

You're still the idiot here, and I'm still the genius here.

[wannabesaint]

[Masochist it is!]

Geniuses don't keep taunting people who can send them flying!

[jerkydevil]

I'm not taunting. As I said, I simply state the facts. It's your own problem if you take it as insulting or taunting, da ze~

[wannabesaint]

[She WAS about to get up there and pummel you back into the wall but... yeah... NOW she understands.]

Oh... I see...

You're just an jerk.

[jerkydevil]

Bingo~! Now you're getting it. Ku ku kuuu~

Note to self... check for typos before posting when you decide to change a word last second...

[wannabesaint]

Urgh, great, another moron who doesn't have anything better to do with his life.

Heh, you're not even worth getting angry about anymore!

[jerkydevil]

I have plenty to do with my life. I'm an inventor and an intelligence officer. Being a jerk is just my default job, da ze~ I'd like to see you come up with things to help your idiotic captain fulfill his childish wishes.

I was never worth getting angry over. You're were just being a simpleton. Ku ku kuuu~

[wannabesaint]

If my "captain" had idiotic childish wishes, I'm pretty sure he'd have been fired by now...

... wow, you're really trying way too hard.

[jerkydevil]

That would be hard to do if you are a galaxy and a half away from home planet. Ku ku ku kuuu~

Once again, you are completely missing the point. I don't have to try at all, this is my natural state of being. If I wanted to 'try hard" you and I would not be here discussing this.

[wannabesaint]

Hard? Oh come on, can't be that hard for someone calling himself a "genius" right?

... no you're right. You'd be hanging on the roof with the laundry~

[jerkydevil]

You misunderstand. It would be hard for our commanding officers, they are the ones who would be firing anyone. And they are also the ones a galaxy and a half away.

Ku ku kuuuu~ you probably don't want me around your laundry, da ze~ [that is all he'll say on THAT subject]

[wannabesaint]

So what? Urgh... you give up too easily.

[And... here comes the long moment of silence as she processes that particular bit.] Oh... great... you're one of those.

[jerkydevil]

[she still doesn't get it... Ahh, to deal with a no brain all brawn Pekoponian]

What is there to give up on? I just do my job, it's not my place to fire anyone, da ze~

Yes, it's true. Ku ku kuuu~ I reek of curry, so unless you like your wearables curry scented, you'd best tie me to an antenna pole, da ze~

[wannabesaint]

...

...

Who the hell cares about curry?

[jerkydevil]

Excuse you, you brainless hulk, curry is the meaning to life, the universe and everything within. You can make curry out of the most basic of ingredients and add in whatever you desire. It can clean your digestive system and refresh the soul. [you are in for an earful]

[wannabesaint]

[Wow... just... wow]

Okay, curry is good and all, but I don't think it's that great to call it the "meaning of life" or whatever. Isn't that just a bit too much?

[jerkydevil]

You clearly haven't had an actual "good" plate of curry.

[wannabesaint]

Depends on what you mean by "good".

[jerkydevil]

Then clearly you have not, if you say it like that. Ku ku kuuu~ They must be feeding people here piss poorly, da ze~

[wannabesaint]

Urgh, no kidding. You'd think a Castle would have the best chefs or something but nooooo. I think I had better food at the ramen shop near the Church.

[jerkydevil]

[Kururu sneers] Well, I suppose even people like you have to have standards.

[wannabesaint]

"People like me"?

[jerkydevil]

Yes, people like you~