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[jerkydevil]

[today, somehow, there seems to be something of an oversized frog sitting comfortable on the throne in the throne room, tinkering away at what looks to be one of those Hellberrys. He doesn't seem to be all that bothered by all the electric shocks he's been getting from it, probably a security measure to prevent tampering with the OS and device]

What is it with ass-backwards dimensions and piece of shit technology that go hand in hand with each other? Ku ku kuuu~ A technician's job is never done, da ze~

Comments

[wannabesaint]

"People like me"?

[jerkydevil]

Yes, people like you~

[wannabesaint]

Yeah... people like me.

Who work as guards in this place~

And can throw you out!

[Hey look... frogs are easy to grab]

[jerkydevil]

[sure, he is easily grabbed, but he is also incredibly slippery. And still smarter than you.]

You could do that, but I'm sure your boss won't like you tossing out his worker underlings.

[wannabesaint]

Proof of employment, please.

[jerkydevil]

Give me an hour. I have an interview for Resident Hacker and Gate Fixer, da ze~ And possibly Head Chef.

[wannabesaint]

Gate fixer?

You... you're seriously going to fix the gate?

[She WANTS to believe but...]

[jerkydevil]

Ku ku kuuu~ I've created my own dimensions and different dimensional modes of travel. I'm sure I can fix one gate.

Just don't expect a real quick fix. If it isn't properly worked on, things could go from bad to worse... Though I don't particularly mind either way, da ze~

[wannabesaint]

Well then... you won't mind getting out of this throne room and getting to work faster~

[jerkydevil]

Actually, I do mind, da ze~ I'm not doing it out of the goodness of my curry crusted heart, ya know?

[wannabesaint]

... urgh... wow, you really are a jerk.

Well, then do it so you can go home!

[jerkydevil]

I'm not exactly in a hurry to go back to Pekopon either.