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[jerkydevil]

[today, somehow, there seems to be something of an oversized frog sitting comfortable on the throne in the throne room, tinkering away at what looks to be one of those Hellberrys. He doesn't seem to be all that bothered by all the electric shocks he's been getting from it, probably a security measure to prevent tampering with the OS and device]

What is it with ass-backwards dimensions and piece of shit technology that go hand in hand with each other? Ku ku kuuu~ A technician's job is never done, da ze~

Comments

[wannabesaint]

Well, it still sounds stupid as hell. What's so wrong with just saying "human"?

[And true... if this guy had been "kidnapped" like they were, the chances of him trying to invade the castle were slim... well, at least the chances of him coming here with that intention were.]

Hmm, we'll see about that.

But... I'm pretty sure that ghost had to be the stupidest. You know of a lot of invasions that start with a bunch of morons coming in and claiming they own the place "just because"?

[jerkydevil]

The same reason why Human sounds stupid as hell. All you know is the word human. All aliens know is the word Pekoponian. "Human" makes no sense, there is no basis for it. "Humans" call their planet Earth, yet they don't use Earthian. Your scientific species name is Homo Sapien but you don't call yourselves Sapiens or some other derivative. So, that's why it is so wrong to just call you Human. [well THAT was a long winded explanation]

Actually, I do know several alien species that are exactly like that. But that's nothing compared to pulling a fake invasion that could have actually worked if they leader wasn't doing it just to pull a prank on someone.

[wannabesaint]

[You know... she could have tried to answer that last part... but her brain is trying trying to understand the whole "human/homo sapien/earth" thing. It's quite obvious that whatever you said... yeah. You might as well be talking about quantum physics to her.]

[jerkydevil]

[... Oh, what a simpleton~]

You know, it's rude to stand and stare blankly at somebody~ If that was too complicated for you, just say so, and I'll dumb it down for you. Ku ku kuuu~

[wannabesaint]

HEY!

I... don't need anyone to dumb it down... What you're saying just doesn't make any sense in the first place!

[Nun from alternate middle ages, Kururu.]

[jerkydevil]

I totally get what you are saying, da ze~

You're just an idiot. That's okay. The universes needs idiots, or else smart people would have no one to teach their smarts to.

[you could be a nun from the alternate future, an idiot is an idiot~]

[wannabesaint]

[Oh hey, Kururu... is it just you or did the air in this room suddenly change for the worse? Was this murderous aura there before? Pretty sure it wasn't.

However, one thing is for sure, Priere is reaching forwards, aiming to grab unto this strange, yellow, assholish frog...]

[jerkydevil]

[wow why does this feel so familiar? OH RIGHT that Natsumi girl did this before all the time... He knows what's gonna happen]

Ooh, so spooky scary~

[wannabesaint]

[Yes, you should feel scared as she grabs you by the head and proceeds to punt you right out of the throne room. Serves you right, asshole!]

[jerkydevil]

[and the frog flies! A pile of rock and other debris falls right on top of him too! Any frog would have been decimated by such an attack.

But Kururu wasn't just any frog. While still bruised and really looking like frog jerky, he slowly sits up from the rubble, laughing all the while]

Ku ku ku kuuu~ Perhaps several notches above the Hinata, da ze~ Ku ku ku kuuu~

[wannabesaint]

What the heck? He should be out cold for a week...

Already looking for more or what?

[jerkydevil]

Ku ku kuuu~ I wasn't looking for anything. You're the one who decided to go American Football on me, da ze~

[wannabesaint]

Maybe you shouldn't go around calling people idiots then!

[jerkydevil]

I don't call people anything. I only state facts about people~

[wannabesaint]

... now who's the one being an idiot?

[Or a masochist... or both.]

[jerkydevil]

You're still the idiot here, and I'm still the genius here.

[wannabesaint]

[Masochist it is!]

Geniuses don't keep taunting people who can send them flying!

[jerkydevil]

I'm not taunting. As I said, I simply state the facts. It's your own problem if you take it as insulting or taunting, da ze~

[wannabesaint]

[She WAS about to get up there and pummel you back into the wall but... yeah... NOW she understands.]

Oh... I see...

You're just an jerk.

[jerkydevil]

Bingo~! Now you're getting it. Ku ku kuuu~

Note to self... check for typos before posting when you decide to change a word last second...

[wannabesaint]

Urgh, great, another moron who doesn't have anything better to do with his life.

Heh, you're not even worth getting angry about anymore!

[jerkydevil]

I have plenty to do with my life. I'm an inventor and an intelligence officer. Being a jerk is just my default job, da ze~ I'd like to see you come up with things to help your idiotic captain fulfill his childish wishes.

I was never worth getting angry over. You're were just being a simpleton. Ku ku kuuu~

[wannabesaint]

If my "captain" had idiotic childish wishes, I'm pretty sure he'd have been fired by now...

... wow, you're really trying way too hard.

[jerkydevil]

That would be hard to do if you are a galaxy and a half away from home planet. Ku ku ku kuuu~

Once again, you are completely missing the point. I don't have to try at all, this is my natural state of being. If I wanted to 'try hard" you and I would not be here discussing this.

[wannabesaint]

Hard? Oh come on, can't be that hard for someone calling himself a "genius" right?

... no you're right. You'd be hanging on the roof with the laundry~