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Greetings.

I am afraid I still have not been able to restore the dimensional gate to allow travel back to other worlds, however I do believe I might have discovered how to allow travel within the Netherworld once more. To do so I must travel to one of the coordinates of a location within the Netherworld.

I thought perhaps I would start with the Sea of Gehenna, however it will likely take several days travel. To make the journey safely, I would need at least one escort.

If any wish to volunteer, please respond or visit me at the dimensional gate.

- The Dimensional Gatekeeper

nerveball

got a little carried away at work last week we now have too many cakes does anyone want cake most of them are triple chocolate chocolate cake, chocolate frosting, chocolate chips a couple of them are extra-crunchy because they got burned got some other stuff here too but it's mostly cake right now DOES ANYONE WANT CAKE

trademark_skull

[Yup, that reaper is totally trying to sneak out of the castle now.]

[No, he totally did not spend the last couple days latched to everyone he met. ~~Or probably just stayed cling to one, really.~~]

[.....Nope, none of that happened. None of that really, actually happened.]

ainodatenshi

Ah, FINALLY!

They wouldn't let me have a phone for free since I live here, so I had to buy one. It took me all month to save up enough! There were so many DVDs I wanted to buy that will have to wait now... [She pouts, looking quite saddened by this.]

But at least now I can talk to everyone too!

makainoou

[Bet you were all wondering if your Overlord was going to get all affectionate, too, and make things weird.

But you know, just because he secretly views all his vassals as friends doesn't mean he wants to cuddle with them. ~~Not much anyway.~~ No, there are far better things to be done with friendship.

If you're anywhere near the throne room today, Laharl may come up to you, and not about work.]

Hey, you! [Should you know your friends' names? Eh.] Wanna go a round in multiplayer?

((Totally open for thread-hopping, too!))

teabending

[Early enough on in the morning, everything is same as always at Iroh's new tea shop. Not too many patrons early in the day, but he's happy enough to serve whoever comes through the doors looking for a pick-me-up with a side dish of wisdom, or pai sho lessons.

It's mid-afternoon that makes for truly out of the ordinary. Anyone passing by would be hard pressed to miss the smoke pouring out of the shop that smells severely of campfire. A quick check of the building shows why. The grey-haired owner of the establishment is absorbed with firebending into what appears to be a large roasting pan. A roasting pan with a hole at the bottom for the fire and a hole in the lid... which seems to be the exhaust port for all the smoke. That is, if you can see through the smoke to what's going on.

The rest of the day, and well for that matter, the rest of the month, the tea shop and all its contents will smell (and taste) of campfire. But Iroh'll be serving a delicious new brand of smokey tea.]

trademark_skull

[Emizel was not far from where the gate stood when he suddenly felt a chill and shivered. Just a draft, probably. The castle does seem pretty old enough that there probably was cracks in the walls somewhere. Nothing really seemed that strange about it.]

[Awhile later, the cold feeling came back. Cold, sad, lonely. Where did all of these come from? For some reason, whatever he was doing a moment ago didn't quite matter. All he wanted now was just to find somebody. Anybody. As long as he just wasn't alone anymore.]

wannabesaint

[Anyone finding themselves in the main hall might notice that there's a few knocked out demons here and there. Not all of them... not that the ones that aren't knocked out seem to care in the first place. Matter of fact, no one seems to care when Priere sends the latest one flying straight at a wall... someone's been a tad bit too close.]

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Okay, what the heck? Is there like some stupid official "hug a person" day in the Netherworld, because that's like the fourth guy in a row!

lazyvassals

[Having taken a brief break from her post at the gate (not that there was much to do there anyway,) the Dimensional Gatekeeper returned to the gate and frowned. Something didn’t feel right about the gate.

Even with the gate malfunctioning, it’s magic hadn’t disappeared. It still remained, stable and unchanging--mostly. She could sense the faint traces of magic she didn’t recognize; something foreign to her. Had extra magic seeped in? By all logic, this should be impossible, especially considering it was malfunctioning. Did this mean it had been repaired? In such a short time?

She raised her hand, trying to get a feel of this strange power, but before she could even fully sense it, a small burst of magic shot past her. The new magic had left about as quickly as it had appeared.

Oh well… it was probably nothing.]

(OOC: The event has started! If you’d like to use this post for play you are welcome to, but feel free to make your own posts and logs too!)

makainoou

[Sometimes it's easy to get away with slacking on the job, when the Overlord himself is basically a slacker.

Other times, not so much.

It's time to look sharp, people. Laharl is up and about the castle today, and if he spots any of his vassals lazing around, he's going to yell at them at best--at worst there is going to be a lot of fire. And if you aren't one of his vassals? Well, he might have forgotten that. There's got to be something you should be doing.

The reason for the bad mood? Well...]

Where is she already?

[There's one vassal in particular who's beyond just slacking off, because he hasn't seen her since all this nonsense started.]

jerkydevil

[today, somehow, there seems to be something of an oversized frog sitting comfortable on the throne in the throne room, tinkering away at what looks to be one of those Hellberrys. He doesn't seem to be all that bothered by all the electric shocks he's been getting from it, probably a security measure to prevent tampering with the OS and device]

What is it with ass-backwards dimensions and piece of shit technology that go hand in hand with each other? Ku ku kuuu~ A technician's job is never done, da ze~

vulcanblazer

[Board Message]

[Pinned on the message board in the main foyer of the Overlord's Castle is a new notice, something of an advertisement, really. Done mostly by hand, it reads the following:]

NOW OPEN: ADELL'S ITEM WORLD LEVELING SERVICE

That new sword you bought not cutting it? That armor you found on a defeated enemy not protective enough? Don't sell them off for a quick buck, invest in it. No time for Item Worlding to make it better? That's where we come in.

I can provide quick, easy Item World leveling and service for a reasonable fee up front, there are two options you can take:

1) If you don't wish to come into the item along with me after you pay the fee, I will level the item up as best as I can. What's the catch here? Anything I find in the item, gear, money, or other valuables are mine. But on the other hand, you just gained a powerful item for only paying an upfront, one-time cost.

2) If you choose to accompany me into the item, items and Hell will be divided equally between us, with preference of items going to the consumer.

Either way is a good deal, so next time you're in need of an item upgrade and you can't find the time or don't want to take the risk of venturing into the Item World alone, count on Adell for everything you need!

[Action]

[Adell himself had put the finishing touches on his stall a few days before, finally ready for business. It took a lot longer to get off the ground than he started; he had to level up some gear of his own on the side to make sure he could cover the tougher contracts. Thankfully, having power comparable to an Overlord made Item World running easy enough. So fully equipped and ready, Adell sat at his stall and awaited any curious individuals or potential customers.

He kept an eye out. Honestly, he was surprised no one else thought of this sooner. He'll probably make a killing off it.]

trademark_skull

[Emizel was outside somewhere, perched on a rock so that he could get a better view.... Not that it's actually helping any. No matter what sort of vantage point he had, it wasn't going to be enough. Something else had to be done, something like..]

[Well, these phones were given to them for a reason.]

Has anyone else found that ghost yet?

[He wanted to settle a score with it, this got personal now. More so given how weak it turned out to be.]

nerveball

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sonofursa

[Anyone in the Overlord's Castle today might come across a certain firebender wandering the halls, looking more frustrated than he does utterly baffled, although it's a close one. The Gatekeeper gave him some sort of explanation, but being in an "other world" that isn't the Spirit World is too hard for him to wrap his mind around just yet.

He's had some strange dreams before, but aside from sharing a certain fire theme... He'd never populate his subconscious with all these weird-looking people. Maybe the dragon over there, but even so, that is not a normal-looking dragon.

You might even be able to catch him muttering to himself:]

Wake up, Zuko. You don't have time for this.

[Aren't people supposed to wake up once they realize they're dreaming? Why is that not happening?]

lazyvassals

[There's a pile of boxes today on the Rosenqueen counter, along with balloons, streamers, party horns and confetti! Also a banner that reads:

RosenQueen Co. Presents:

The Hellberry

Today RosenQueen is launching a brand new product, dood!

The Hellberry!

We're also going to be having a special promotion just for all you newcomers to the Netherworld, dood! Anyone who's come through the dimensional gate recently gets one FREE, dood! That's a 49999HL value for free, dood! Isn't that incredible offer, dood?

Be sure to come get yours while supplies last, dood!

(OOC: Come get your network, folks. :D OOC post is here! Anyone not in the castle can handwave that they got a delivery from a prinny, that, yes, tracked them down to get their free phone to them. The RosenQueen prinny will talk if addressed, but feel free to also use this post to mingle!)

heartfulsong

[Anyone checking the bulletin board today will find a note written by a particular ice queen who they've more than likely encountered at some point in their life. Needless to say, their impression of her so far may not fall in a positive light, but it's not that she's necessarily concerned with others' perception of her. In any case, the note reads:]

It's not like I particularly care for any of you, but I'll be hosting a concert sometime next week. Lamenting our circumstances won't do any of us any good, so we need something to try and lighten the mood. It'll be at the Plains of Grief. Feel free to come if you feel like it.

[Though she'd never admit it verbally, she'd definitely appreciate it if you all came.]

makainoou

[Laharl originally came to the library with noble, Overlordly intentions. The evidence of that is in the few large volumes taken off of his father's shelves, lying on the floor with their pages opened to things about other Netherworlds. He may even have read a few of those pages.

But then he got sidetracked, because they were incredibly boring.

He can now be found sitting in another corner of the library reading comic books, a box of snacks clearly labeled "Etna" sitting open at his side.]

superstylishsquid

*There's a new guy wandering around near the Dimensional Gate, wearing dark purple spandex, like he thinks he's an evil Prism Ranger or something. Well, hovering might be a better word, since his feet aren't on the floor despite his wings not really moving.*

What kind of movie world is this? Some kind of vampire horror flick? Didn't think there were any horror movies in this part of Movieland...

*He continues to drift around, arms crossed as he explores the castle.*

Well, the set designers had good taste, at least...

have_hat_will_travel

[The woman walking around the castle, occasionally stopping to punch a Ghost a few times before it tries to put a ton of status effects on her, looks very, very annoyed.]

Okay, so, collect situation. I'm out of my Queen's telepathy range, so this isn't one of the Nine Hells. Too much oddity in the environment to be the material plane.

No summoner, so this isn't a Call... But it's been ten minutes, so it's probably not a Summon, either.

[Okay, so she sounds kinda crazy. To say the least.]

... I should probably just ask someone more about what's going on here...

[Polite warning: She may try and use charm magic. I'll ask OOC'ly. Suffice it to say, she's only just arrived and has absolutely no clue as to her predicament.]

Hysteric Kingdom

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{1st Spell: Introduction, just after the Ghost Attack resolves}

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