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[So, how have the past few days treated you? Have you found a place to stay? Have you met some friends? Maybe rested enough to recover your wounds? Well, let’s hope so...

Near the beginning of the afternoon a giant shockwave will rumble through the walls and a large explosion will be heard all across the Castle, causing a huge hole to open up from the gardens. ~~And apparently failing to notice the huge door right next to it.~~

A few moments later, a few dozen ghosts come pouring in, attacking anyone and everything in sight. And that’s only those who have managed to enter the Castle: the troops have the entire area surrounded.

Finally a few moments later a much bigger and larger ghost shows up, gratuitously posing for everyone to see.]

Alright boys, now that Prince Laharl is long gone, this place is ours. Drive out these old sympathisers, we don’t need a bunch of Krichevskoy losers hanging around. Things are gonna change around here.

[The army of ghosts all stop and salute]

All hail the Ghost Overlord!

(OOC: For a full explanation, please see here)

ainodatenshi

[A tired looking Flonne plops herself down at one of the tables in the main area of the castle. She's tired, but has still been up early, cause she prides herself on being a morning riser, and all.

She's been so busy the past few days. Anyone who decided to stay, either working for Laharl or paying rent or whatever reason, Flonne's done her best to make sure everyone who needs a room has one--not that there's any lack of those in the castle. The trouble was more finding ones that could be made suitable to live in--many being unused for sometime, covered in sheets or dust or both. She's helped clean them (along with getting some prinnies to help,) finding fresh bedding, giving tours of the castle, and just been doing everything she can to try to make everyone feel welcome.

Even if Laharl won't think of them as guests, Flonne still is treating them all as such. So there, Laharl.]

I sure hope that's everyone...

arcadianvampire

[By now, many people have no doubt seen plenty of the Prinnies that populate the castle, and many have no doubt seen how utterly lazy and ineffectual most of them are. Well, as of today, those Prinnies are getting a lesson.

There's a new face running around the castle now, shouting at and intimidating Prinnies like a real pro, commanding them not merely with simple fear. No, this demon was clearly someone who could stir up something in Prinnies... and those who refused their re-education were summarily beaten and dragged off. One might attempt to interrupt him on his quest if one so desired.

Later, in one of the larger halls, Valvatorez gathered damn near every Prinny in the castle; the ones who all needed education. Valvatorez leads the makeshift class, speaking loudly and clearly, with a commanding voice.]

I've seen the sort of work you pathetic lot do! I've seen Slimes do a better job of keeping rooms clean than you all, and you don't drip goop everywhere you move! Whoever gave you your instruction in how to be Prinnies has done the most slapdash and insufficient job I have ever seen! You all don't even bother to obey your Master, Etna, nor your Overlord without the fear of retribution!

[He flourishes his cape to the side.]

As such, I will be your new Prinny Instructor from this day forward. I will whip the lot of you into presentable Prinnies that will not humiliate your Master or your Overlord! It's going to be long, harsh, and brutal instruction... just as it should be with your kind. But know that if you perform your re-education admirably, there will be a bonus in it for you: a fresh, tasty, sardine. I will see to it personally that every one of you that satisfactorily completes my course shall receive one.

I am Valvatorez, your Instructor! And I make the best damn Prinnies in any Netherworld anywhere. You all will be no exception. Your lessons begin now! Repeat after me!

Prinny Rule #1: You will always include the word "dood" in all of your lines!

[...This goes on for quite some time. One might attempt to interrupt, or simply wait until the lesson is over to address the demon leading the class.]

makainoou

[Later in the day, once everyone has had time to determine they aren't in Kansas anymore and can't get back there, they might find themselves approached by prinnies. The little plush creatures will simply say that 'The Prince wants you in the throne room, dood' before wandering off again.

If they follow these instructions, they'll find Laharl standing before his throne with his arms folded. Once enough people appear to have gathered, he speaks.]

For those of you who haven't already barged into my throne room today, I am Overlord Laharl. This is my castle, and you're all intruders here.

But considering it was unintentional, I'm willing to allow you to stay here until the Dimensional Gate is fixed, under certain conditions. Either you can make yourselves useful as my vassals, or you can pay rent. Those are your options.

Anyone who doesn't agree to them will be made to see reason.

musicalplum

( An extremely well-drawn picture )

[Troubadour stands by the message board, staring at any passerby with what he believes is discretion but is actually hopelessly obvious]

lazyvassals

[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.

And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.

It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.

Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]

Hysteric Kingdom

BOSS FIGHT

A Tired Fallen Angel

[Action / Overlord's Castle]

An Announcement [Backdated to March 13th]

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Welcome to the Netherworld!

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