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hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm
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Welcome to the Netherworld!
[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.
And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.
It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.
Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.
It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.
Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
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Okay... but... doesn't that just mean you really are a kid?
[Just, you know: a DEMON kid?]
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[Yeah, no, it pretty much does.]
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Sure, okay. You're not a "kid", gotcha.
So anyway, erm... you're the Overlord?
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Urgh, great, first there's that moron running around claiming he's a god, now this?
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And I'm saying that I'm getting sick and tired of getting jerked around by a bunch of demons for no reason!
Urgh, I knew I should have just faked being sick today.
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I didn't bring you here, so don't think having a bunch of humans and other rabble dumped on my doorstep is my idea of a good time either.
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So Demon Lords can go and summon gods to destroy the world but an Overlord can't open a stupid gate?
[It's... not as insulting as she makes it seem, really. She's more exasperated at the whole situation, really.]
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...what the hell are you talking about?
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Urgh... nevermind, nevermind.
So basically, you're useless? Is that what you're trying to tell us?
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[As if Laharl would really react any differently.]
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EXCUSE ME? We're useless to YOU?
Listen up, you little brat. I can survive here FINE if I wanted to. But we ended up in YOUR place and now we're stuck with YOU. So unless you really want us to crash here until your stupid gate is fixed or we find a new one by force, do something!
Urgh, demons!
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You wanna find somewhere else to be, woman, then go ahead and do it! You're free to get the hell out of my castle and try your luck in the rest of the Netherworld. See if any other demon even considers helping some entitled human brat!
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Guess I'll be crashing here for a bit!
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[No she won't]
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