lazyvassals: (Default)
Hysteric Kingdom NPCs ([personal profile] lazyvassals) wrote in [community profile] hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm

Welcome to the Netherworld!

[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.

And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.

It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.

Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
wannabesaint: (I hit because I care)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[It's okay, she's been around kids nearly all her life, she knows exactly what he's trying to pull here. You're not fooling anyone there, kid.]

Sure, okay. You're not a "kid", gotcha.

So anyway, erm... you're the Overlord?
makainoou: (grudging)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I said. Do you have some kind of hearing problem?
wannabesaint: (Pissing me off is a bad idea)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
My hearing is perfect, thank you!

Urgh, great, first there's that moron running around claiming he's a god, now this?

makainoou: (displeased)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
What exactly are you trying to say, woman?
wannabesaint: (Marshmallow hell (tm))

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I have a name, kid. It's Priere!

And I'm saying that I'm getting sick and tired of getting jerked around by a bunch of demons for no reason!

Urgh, I knew I should have just faked being sick today.
makainoou: (he started it)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
And it isn't "kid," it's Overlord. Overlord Laharl.

I didn't bring you here, so don't think having a bunch of humans and other rabble dumped on my doorstep is my idea of a good time either.
wannabesaint: (Getting peeved here)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well do something about it then! You're the Overlord, right? Shouldn't this be a piece of cake for you?
makainoou: (I knew that)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Fiona is the expert on the gate, that's why she's my gatekeeper. Until she can fix it, you're out of luck.
wannabesaint: (Urgh)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
What the...?

So Demon Lords can go and summon gods to destroy the world but an Overlord can't open a stupid gate?

[It's... not as insulting as she makes it seem, really. She's more exasperated at the whole situation, really.]
makainoou: (you're an idiot)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Demons summoning gods?]

...what the hell are you talking about?
wannabesaint: (And you're an idiot)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Well... evil Fallen Angels?]

Urgh... nevermind, nevermind.

So basically, you're useless? Is that what you're trying to tell us?
makainoou: (annoyed)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Useless!? You're the ones who are useless to me, and damn impatient on top of it! You all keep barging in here making demands like you can't survive even a few hours away from your precious homes.

[As if Laharl would really react any differently.]
wannabesaint: (Marshmallow hell (tm))

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Congrats Laharl... she WAS trying to stay civil but...]

EXCUSE ME? We're useless to YOU?

Listen up, you little brat. I can survive here FINE if I wanted to. But we ended up in YOUR place and now we're stuck with YOU. So unless you really want us to crash here until your stupid gate is fixed or we find a new one by force, do something!

Urgh, demons!
Edited 2014-03-18 20:54 (UTC)
makainoou: (furious)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's the one who called him useless first! Him, the Overlord!]

You wanna find somewhere else to be, woman, then go ahead and do it! You're free to get the hell out of my castle and try your luck in the rest of the Netherworld. See if any other demon even considers helping some entitled human brat!
wannabesaint: (I hit because I care)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Or I can just stay right here!
makainoou: (frustrated)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha- Then quit complaining about how I do things!
wannabesaint: (Firey passion of DOOM)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it sounds like a deal then.

Guess I'll be crashing here for a bit!
makainoou: (quit poking me)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! You can't just crash here for nothing!
wannabesaint: (Let me think)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-19 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess I could make efforts to stop complaining!

[No she won't]
makainoou: (oi)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-19 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Silence doesn't qualify as payment.