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[jerkydevil]

[today, somehow, there seems to be something of an oversized frog sitting comfortable on the throne in the throne room, tinkering away at what looks to be one of those Hellberrys. He doesn't seem to be all that bothered by all the electric shocks he's been getting from it, probably a security measure to prevent tampering with the OS and device]

What is it with ass-backwards dimensions and piece of shit technology that go hand in hand with each other? Ku ku kuuu~ A technician's job is never done, da ze~

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[have_hat_will_travel]

... Wait, you want him to beat the crap out of you?

[jerkydevil]

It'd be a welcome change from being beaten by my captain's captor and my teammate. What's it to you~?

[have_hat_will_travel]

... As opposed to not being beaten up at all?

[jerkydevil]

Ku ku ku ku kuuuu~ [was all he said]

[have_hat_will_travel]

Great. As if there weren't enough crazies in this screwy place.

[jerkydevil]

You shouldn't judge people just from that, da ze~ I am an incredibly tame being compared to most people here~ [an incredibly tame mad scientist maybe....]

[have_hat_will_travel]

And yet you're brazen enough to just go sit on the throne of the Overlord casually.

That's a breed of crazy beyond even the norm for this place.

[jerkydevil]

Ku ku kuuu~ You see it as brazen, but it's the quickest way to meet the leader or ruler or whatever you call him. Overlord.

That's a special breed of genius that you would never understand, da ze~

[have_hat_will_travel]

... It's not like it's hard to find him.

[jerkydevil]

Well, I'm not sure if you noticed, but I am a tiny frog alien with stubby legs and feet, and this is a very large castle with a multitude of rooms that we are in. It would take me much longer than you tall Pekoponians to get from point A to point B, and that's assuming he actually stays in one place.

[have_hat_will_travel]

And you don't have some brilliant techno-devicery to work around?

Artificers these days.

[jerkydevil]

I would need to gather materials. It's not like I can just reach into my handy dandy pocket hammer-space and pull out whatever I need... Not since coming here, anyway. Otherwise, I'd be popping up everywhere right about now.

What a D and D nerd... Ku ku kuuuu~

[have_hat_will_travel]

... What?

[She's confused by this, being FROM a D&D-rules setting and all.]

[jerkydevil]

Ku ku ku kuuu~ Oh nothing, just a crazy genius mumbling to himself~ Pay no mind~

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Okay.

[jerkydevil]

So, anyway, since you seem to know this Overlord well enough, what does this guy look like anyway?

[have_hat_will_travel]

I'll leave that a surprise.

[jerkydevil]

Suit yourself, delay the inevitable, why don't ya~?

[have_hat_will_travel]

The inevitable what?

[jerkydevil]

You'll find out, soon~

Or later, whenever I feel like it~

Now, since you are no longer useful, I have a smartphone to nuke and rebuild.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Okay.

[Yup, she just thinks this dude's crazy and walks off.]