Meanwhile, in the castle, outside RosenQueen today...

[lazyvassals]

[There's a pile of boxes today on the Rosenqueen counter, along with balloons, streamers, party horns and confetti! Also a banner that reads:


RosenQueen Co. Presents:

The Hellberry


Today RosenQueen is launching a brand new product, dood!

The Hellberry!

We're also going to be having a special promotion just for all you newcomers to the Netherworld, dood! Anyone who's come through the dimensional gate recently gets one FREE, dood! That's a 49999HL value for free, dood! Isn't that incredible offer, dood?

Be sure to come get yours while supplies last, dood!

(OOC: Come get your network, folks. :D OOC post is here! Anyone not in the castle can handwave that they got a delivery from a prinny, that, yes, tracked them down to get their free phone to them. The RosenQueen prinny will talk if addressed, but feel free to also use this post to mingle!)

Comments

[musicalplum]

[staaaaaare. Who has two thumbs and is terrible with technology? THIS GUY]

What...what is this? It's shaped so strangely...

[lazyvassals]

...it's a phone, dood.

[musicalplum]

I-I can see that! It's obviously a phone!

[he fiddles with it and then holds it upside down] But why is it in such an unwieldy shape!?

[lazyvassals]

It's the latest technology, dood! All cell phones will be like this soon!

[musicalplum]

You mean shaped like you? How does that make it the "latest?"

[lazyvassals]

Oh, that! Well... it is just a case, dood.

[musicalplum]

Case...ah. So it can come off? [he begins prying it off, rather roughly, as if venting his frustrations on the adorable prinny features]

[lazyvassals]

...If you break it, you're not getting another for free, by the way, dood.