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Hysteric Kingdom NPCs ([personal profile] lazyvassals) wrote in [community profile] hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm

Welcome to the Netherworld!

[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.

And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.

It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.

Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
ainodatenshi: (Blink... Blink... Blink...)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-14 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[She'll stare curiously for a moment, before... oh right. He was asking her a question.]

.....No...?
betraitorous: ('тιℓ αℓℓ тнє вℓσσ∂ fαℓℓѕ συт му києєѕ)

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-14 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh thank slime, that's a relief.

[He was starting to fear being told this is a wedding party, and the reason for suddenly being somewhere unfamiliar was "kidnapping by psycho ex-fiancee-but-not-really."
... Don't ask, 22 minute long story.]


Then why are all you witches here?
ainodatenshi: (Uhhhhhhh.... maybe? // You lost her)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-14 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Flonne is just..... so confused.]

A-ah... But... I'm not a witch. No one else is either--I think.

[She can't vouch for all these other people here, but yeah.]
betraitorous: (уσυ ωσяяу тσσ мυ¢н)

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-14 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's not the only one.]

... You're not? Then what are you?!
And what and where in the Netherworld IS this place?! Don't tell me the Overlord's Castle, I'd know my own home, thank you very much!
ainodatenshi: (This is awkward // Please don't fight!)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-14 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm an angel.

...A fallen one, that is. [Still gettin' used to that.]

Um....... but, it is the Overlord's Castle! Though, I've never seen you here before... where in the castle do you live...?

betraitorous: (єνєяувσ∂у'ѕ ¢σмιиg)

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-15 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he's getting really sick of this REALLY fast.
If the sudden temperamental flare-up, literally, doesn't make that obvious.]


Are you serious?! How many times am I going to have to repeat myself?! I'm starting to feel like a broken record!
FOR THE LAST TIME: THIS. IS NOT. MY CASTLE!!
Is this some sort of horrible joke? Did Buttler put you all up to this? Or it was his excruciating egotist brother, wasn't it?! I'M GOING TO BARBECUE THOSE BACKSIDE-BRAINS!!

[Flonne might want to back up just a bit, because those are definitely real hot and burning flames surrounding him now (apparently, the bunny is fireproof... somehow).]
Edited (someone find me a cure for typoitis) 2014-03-15 04:13 (UTC)
ainodatenshi: (B-but--! D:)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-15 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she started backing up as soon as he started raising his voice.]

N-no! Why would I be joking?

But. Um.

This isn't your castle. It's Laharl's.
betraitorous: (gσииα ѕєт ιт συт тσ fяєєzє)

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-15 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[A large amount of the fire subsides, as he goes back to being more confused than angry.
Though still pretty angry.]


Laharl? Who's Laharl and why does he have a castle?!
I'M THE LORD OF THE NETHERREALM! I'M THE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO HAVE A CASTLE!!
ainodatenshi: (This is awkward // Please don't fight!)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-15 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I think you might be a bit confused... This is the Netherworld and Laharl is the Overlord!

[Oh... wait! Maybe this is like that other Overlord they met that one time.]

OH! Are you an Overlord from an alternate Netherworld...?
betraitorous: (∂σи'т вє αfяαι∂ σf ωнαт уσυ ¢αи'т ѕєє)

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-15 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
...

... Um, what?

[Well, at least he's calmed down.]

Alternate... Netherworld...?
There's more than one?
ainodatenshi: (Really? // I can come?)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-15 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[WHEW! She looks a little relieved.]

Oh, yes! There are!
betraitorous: (ℓєανє уσυя вσ∂у αт тнє ∂σσя)

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-22 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Once again, she's not the only one feeling that way.
'Cause hey, a different Netherworld! That makes sense.
... Okay not exactly, but it's enough explanation for Betrayus at the moment.
He clears his throat as he suddenly sounds a lot more confident, with a more proud posture (and now hiding the rabbit behind his back).]


Well then, in that case, you're correct!
Lord Betrayus, glorious and exalted ruler of the-- um, another Netherworld!
The pleasure's all yours, I'm sure~
ainodatenshi: (That's right!)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-22 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blink... she hadn't really noticed the bunny till he went and hid it. But RIGHT. Introductions!]

I'm very pleased to meet you, Betrayus! My name's Flonne! I'm a fallen angel.
betraitorous: (ιѕ ℓσуαℓ αѕ ¢αи вє)

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-22 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He... may or may not know what that is, depending on if angels are a thing where he's from. But whether or not he does have any idea, he's going to act like it.]

... I see. You look more like the witches in my world, so that's why I made a mistake.
Though maybe the fact you're a lot less ugly should've tipped me off.
ainodatenshi: (If you say so Laharl-san... // ^_^;)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-23 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so...? [Flonne is... clearly wondering what kind of world it is he's from.]

Ah, well, most everyone here are demons. Except some of those who came through the dimensional gate, like you did. A lot of them appear to be human.
betraitorous: (тнє gσяgσиѕ тнιик ιт'ѕ ¢σσℓ)

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a very, very silly world, Flonne.
The fact alone his name is Betrayus probably tells you how seriously you should take where he's from.]


Hyoo... man?

I'm not following.
ainodatenshi: (I have an idea :D)

whoops, how'd I missfire that...lol

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-24 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well, that doesn't really tip her off all that much. Not when got people around her with names like Zommie, the zombie and Ghoss the ghost and Manty the manticore... etc.]

Human! They're kind of like me, but without the pointy ears or wings! Or a tail.
betraitorous: (ι'м тнє σνєяℓσя∂ σf тнє υи∂єяωσяℓ∂)

no worries!

[personal profile] betraitorous 2014-03-24 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
... Oh, right, of course! Duly noted!

[So there's species with torsos other than witches? WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT.]
ainodatenshi: (That's right!)

[personal profile] ainodatenshi 2014-03-25 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[How much you need to learn~]

Well, if you have any other questions, I'll be happy to try to answer them.