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hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm
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Welcome to the Netherworld!
[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.
And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.
It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.
Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.
It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.
Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
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.....No...?
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[He was starting to fear being told this is a wedding party, and the reason for suddenly being somewhere unfamiliar was "kidnapping by psycho ex-fiancee-but-not-really."
... Don't ask,
22 minutelong story.]Then why are all you witches here?
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A-ah... But... I'm not a witch. No one else is either--I think.
[She can't vouch for all these other people here, but yeah.]
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... You're not? Then what are you?!
And what and where in the Netherworld IS this place?! Don't tell me the Overlord's Castle, I'd know my own home, thank you very much!
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...A fallen one, that is. [Still gettin' used to that.]
Um....... but, it is the Overlord's Castle! Though, I've never seen you here before... where in the castle do you live...?
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If the sudden temperamental flare-up, literally, doesn't make that obvious.]
Are you serious?! How many times am I going to have to repeat myself?! I'm starting to feel like a broken record!
FOR THE LAST TIME: THIS. IS NOT. MY CASTLE!!
Is this some sort of horrible joke? Did Buttler put you all up to this? Or it was his excruciating egotist brother, wasn't it?! I'M GOING TO BARBECUE THOSE BACKSIDE-BRAINS!!
[Flonne might want to back up just a bit, because those are definitely real hot and burning flames surrounding him now (apparently, the bunny is fireproof... somehow).]
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N-no! Why would I be joking?
But. Um.
This isn't your castle. It's Laharl's.
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Though still pretty angry.]
Laharl? Who's Laharl and why does he have a castle?!
I'M THE LORD OF THE NETHERREALM! I'M THE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO HAVE A CASTLE!!
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[Oh... wait! Maybe this is like that other Overlord they met that one time.]
OH! Are you an Overlord from an alternate Netherworld...?
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... Um, what?
[Well, at least he's calmed down.]
Alternate... Netherworld...?
There's more than one?
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Oh, yes! There are!
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'Cause hey, a different Netherworld! That makes sense.
... Okay not exactly, but it's enough explanation for Betrayus at the moment.
He clears his throat as he suddenly sounds a lot more confident, with a more proud posture (and now hiding the rabbit behind his back).]
Well then, in that case, you're correct!
Lord Betrayus, glorious and exalted ruler of the-- um, another Netherworld!
The pleasure's all yours, I'm sure~
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I'm very pleased to meet you, Betrayus! My name's Flonne! I'm a fallen angel.
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... I see. You look more like the witches in my world, so that's why I made a mistake.
Though maybe the fact you're a lot less ugly should've tipped me off.
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Ah, well, most everyone here are demons. Except some of those who came through the dimensional gate, like you did. A lot of them appear to be human.
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The fact alone his name is Betrayus probably tells you how seriously you should take where he's from.]
Hyoo... man?
I'm not following.
whoops, how'd I missfire that...lol
Human! They're kind of like me, but without the pointy ears or wings! Or a tail.
no worries!
[So there's species with torsos other than witches? WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT.]
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Well, if you have any other questions, I'll be happy to try to answer them.