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Hysteric Kingdom NPCs ([personal profile] lazyvassals) wrote in [community profile] hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm

Welcome to the Netherworld!

[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.

And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.

It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.

Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
vulcanblazer: (Snarky)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2014-03-13 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have one of the newcomers approach somewhat.]

Thinking the same damn thing.
wannabesaint: (And you're an idiot)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-14 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[She turned around to study him a bit. He didn't look like he belonged in the Netherworld... A random person who walked in a dark gate? That being said, he didn't look like anyone from around her place either.


That being said... he didn't look too panicked for someone who just randomly dropped into the Netherworld. Another demon hunter then?]


I don't usually mind going down there to train... but how the hell did I end up in a castle filled with kids?
Edited 2014-03-14 00:29 (UTC)
vulcanblazer: (Skeptical)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2014-03-14 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Same way I did, I think. Some kind of dimensional gate malfunction. Or fate is being whimsical again. Can't decide which.

[There may be a touch of bitterness at the thought of fate playing with him again.]

They make look young, but any one of the demons or monsters in this hall might be much stronger than they appear. That said, they'll probably leave you alone if you don't pick a fight with them. But you said you train in the Netherworld, huh?
wannabesaint: (Firey passion of DOOM)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-14 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Fate? Isn't that a bit too much? All we have to do is find the exit and we'll be back home! Piece of cake!

[Now, usually that means maneuvering through hoards of demons waiting to rip you to pieces... but yeah... he's right about that: those demons don't look like they're about to attack at all. And while she's pretty sure they are stronger than they appear... they still do look like kids... how hard can they be?]

Of course I train here, I'm a demon hunter! It's the best place for a workout.

... well "here". This place is kinda new...
vulcanblazer: (Relieved)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2014-03-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Demon Hunter, huh? That brings back memories.

[...Of course, he seemed to forget to check his own status screen upon arrival, because that's still his title. He's not quite used to being back in his home universe just yet.]

I'm not even sure which Netherworld this one is. Not the one I'm used to, that's for sure. But it's close, I can tell. Even got the same kind of lazy Prinnies running around.
wannabesaint: (Let me think)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-14 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that rather confirms it, this man had probably been a demon hunter, or still was. No one else would be that cool after being randomly tossed in the Netherworld after all. But...]

Huh? What do you mean 'which one'? Isn't the Netherworld just... the Netherworld?


... and now that you mention it, what the heck are those things anyway?

[She points said Prinny]
vulcanblazer: (Neutral)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2014-03-14 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head.]

No, there's more than one. I don't exactly know how many of them there are, but I've heard that there are thousands of Overlords out there, so you have to to figure there's a Netherworld for each one, right?

[He remembers well the storm of Overlords invading Veldime to try to fight Zenon, after all. Lot of them died, but it wasn't really his concern.]

Those are Prinnies. They're usually used as servants in the Netherworld, paying off a debt they accrued while they were still alive.
wannabesaint: (Firey passion of DOOM)

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[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-14 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[For a moment there, she looks shocked. Very shocked. There's more than one Netherworld? Neither Father Salade nor Alouette ever said that! If there's so many demon worlds out there... just how many demons are there? How many powerful Demon Lords and Overlords are out there, just waiting to trash the place? This is...

... this is GREAT!

This means there's no end to just how much training she'll be able to do. She's bound to become the Maiden of Light if she defeats them all, right?!]


Haha! Wait until I go home and tell everyone about this! They'll be so surprised and--
wannabesaint: (Oh CRAP)

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[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-14 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait a minute brain, back up a sec... Go back to the trashing the place part...]

... wait... if there's that many Netherworlds...

They're not all trying to take over the world, right?

[We're doomed...]
vulcanblazer: (Observing)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2014-03-14 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head.]

I doubt it. It also depends on which world you're talking about. But I don't think most demons could be assed to bother with conquering human worlds. Too much work, or not fun enough.

Besides, if your world managed to earn the ire of all Netherworlds, it had to have done something really stupid.
wannabesaint: (You have got to be kidding me...)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-15 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh... really?

[Well... okay, most the demons in "her" Netherworld were stuck in their own war... but still, she still had to deal with a bunch of them trying to kill all humans...]

I didn't realize "fun" had to be part of it...
vulcanblazer: (Snarky)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2014-03-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Not always, but if you fight demons, you gotta know how much most of 'em love to fight. If conquering a world doesn't produce good fights, most of 'em might ask "why bother?"

...Or maybe whatever Netherworld you're used to is just full of jerks who need a good ass-whooping. That might be a solid possibility too.
wannabesaint: (Huh?)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-16 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
... I dunno, they seemed pretty much in just for the whole "killing all humans" thing... mostly.

So maybe mine is just full of jerks.

[I mean, some of them had reasons... not that she approved of them, but the rest? Beats her.]
vulcanblazer: (Feelin' Normal)

[personal profile] vulcanblazer 2014-03-16 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kill all humans" seems like a pretty good reason for them to deserve a hell of a beatdown.

[He smiles, in spite of things. That was more of what he was used to: beating down bad guys for doing bad things. He could get behind that.]

My name's Adell, by the way. Good to meet you.
wannabesaint: (I hit because I care)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, and they did!

[She intended it to make it sound as happy and victorious as she could, but there was some sadness in her tone, not that she really realized it, and anyway, this wasn't very important.]

Oh right! I'm Priere, from the Church of the Holy Maiden. Nice to meet you too.

[Hey, guess being randomly teleported to the Netherworld isn't all that bad.]