lazyvassals: (Default)
Hysteric Kingdom NPCs ([personal profile] lazyvassals) wrote in [community profile] hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm

Welcome to the Netherworld!

[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.

And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.

It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.

Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
beautifulrondo: (thoughtful)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-13 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[he reaches down and starts to carefully move branches from around Troubadour's arms, holding out his hand for Troubadour to take]

Judging by your reaction, I would assume that you are not from another Netherworld? You should take great care around the plants and animals around here, dear sir. Many of them are carnivorous.
musicalplum: (uuugh no thank you)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Of course they are...

[he sighs heavily as he hesitantly takes Vyers' hand and inches out of the bushes -- despite the poison and thorns, he barely looks injured at all. He plucks a stray leaf from his hair and scoots a bit away from Vyers, eyeing him suspiciously]

Th-thank you for your assistance.
beautifulrondo: (eh...)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Vyers stares down at the squashed rosebush sadly, wondering how much pruning and shaping it will take to get rid of the Troubadour-shaped hole]

It was no trouble at all sir. And as I was saying before, should you have any questions about the Netherworld, you need only ask--and you need not look at moi with such suspicious eyes!
musicalplum: (pouting)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
You are a demon, are you not? Your kind deceive and torment others! How can I not be suspicious of your helpfulness!
beautifulrondo: (...)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Do not humans do the same? [or... elves or whatever Troubadour is. Vyers actually thought Troubadour was a demon when he first saw him] I will not deny that demons enjoy their share of deceit and mischief, but hardly means that every demon you meet is out for personal gain.

[only most]
musicalplum: (I object!)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
That is just what a demon would say to get me to let down my guard!
beautifulrondo: (thoughtful)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Another one that's going to be difficult to get through to it looks like...] Sadly that is not the first time I have heard that argument...

Very well sir, you may believe what you like. Simply know that you will need to do business with many demons as you go about life here. You may come to your own conclusion as you interact with them.

I only hope that one day you will realize that demons, angels, and humans are not as different as they seem.
musicalplum: (arguing)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I have zero intention of staying here long enough to do any business, especially with demons! I just...I just need to face down the Overlord and defeat him!
Edited 2014-03-14 02:08 (UTC)
beautifulrondo: (this is awkward)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[one can practically hear the soundtrack disappear as Vyers takes in Troubadour's words]

Dear sir... Are you saying that you can fight the Overlord of this Netherworld on your own?
musicalplum: (uuuuh)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[he seems to be shrinking but that's only because it's obvious he doesn't believe his own hype] I-I am! My conviction will give me strength!
beautifulrondo: (praises to moi~)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
You are welcome to try, but I think you will find that the young Overlord is not as quick to fall as he seems. It is a job better left to moi, his eternal rival.
beautifulrondo: (smirk)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I was after the throne once myself, when the previous Overlord tragically perished two years ago. It is only natural for a rivalry to occur from there, is it not?
musicalplum: (...)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I should have realized it would be for such a trivial reason.
beautifulrondo: (I am not pouting)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Trivial? My... how judgmental you are! The circumstances of a rivalry coming about do not invalidate the rivalry itself!

After all, in addition to strength, he must prove that he is a better Overlord than moiself. Power alone does not a magnificent Overlord make!
musicalplum: (they're taking the hobbits to isengard)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
You act as if the rivalry is more important to you than the power you would gain by taking the title for yourself.
beautifulrondo: (...)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Is that not the way it is supposed to be? A rivalry is about ensuring that each side reaches their greatest potential, is it not?
musicalplum: (over the shoulder)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[he stares at Vyers, sullen and still suspicious, but there's a glint of something in his eyes] ...are you really a demon?
beautifulrondo: (strike a pose!)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[he chuckles] What a strange question. Did I not already tell you? Not all demons are as you believe.

[and with this overly mysterious statement, he pulls out a rose and strikes a pose]
musicalplum: (dokis)

1/2

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[th-that... is so stylish and cool, wow!]
musicalplum: (the spirit of the plum blossom)

2/2

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah! But he can't be outdone by a demon! He pulls out his harp and strums a few chords, a smirk on his lips and his tilts his body just so, allowing his cape to billow dramatically around him]

So you say! I confess, you are not remotely what I was expecting a demon to be...but as a free god, I have my own pride, and it does not allow me to be dissuaded so easily! Perhaps you are merely a strange demon, unique and possibly crazy.

[ah, if only there were plum trees nearby...]
Edited 2014-03-14 04:46 (UTC)
beautifulrondo: (Oho)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[the corner of his mouth twitches slightly. Crazy? Him? And now this free god looks as though he's attempting to look cooler than him... THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED]

Tsk tsk... A god should know better. After all, you are beholden to neither demons nor angels, free to take whatever stance on the world as you will.

Er... although I might say, I expected a god-level being to have a bit more... presence.

[he feels like he could beat you, man.]
musicalplum: (I refuse)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
P-P-Pres--! [he sputters, turning red, and his hands fumble on his harp, making a discordant twang]

I have plenty of presence! Your demonic heart is simply too dark to understand the magnitude of my charisma!
beautifulrondo: (a wondrous introduction)

[personal profile] beautifulrondo 2014-03-14 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Blocked! Vyers is too used to that sort of accusation. Ego-Boost counter engaged!] Dark? The Dark Adonis I may be, but moi's heart is as pure and gentle as a petal on the breeze. You are free to think of moi however you like, I alone shall continue to know the truth.
musicalplum: (arguing)

[personal profile] musicalplum 2014-03-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[what, he even has a cool nickname? How is that even fair? And such an elegant turn of phrase...!]

Regardless! I will not stand here and be idly insulted by a demon in his own backyard. Obviously we simply have different tastes!

[even if he is beginning to think Vyers is pretty cool...]

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