Hysteric Kingdom NPCs (
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hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm
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Welcome to the Netherworld!
[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.
And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.
It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.
Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.
It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.
Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
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[That sure is a book being held by a standard female fighter minion. It sure does have a face and is sure yelling at Laharl.]
Which Netherworld is this!?
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Besides, he's not about to answer to "kid," because he isn't one.]
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[...give him a minute, he'll realize he doesn't know who's trying to back-seat game on him.]
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[Normally he might have dodged at least a little, but now that the book is trying to tell him what to do, he's even less interested in doing it.
Yeah, he sure is running straight through that fire breath to stab the dragon in the face.]
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[...wait a second...
Having successfully stabbed the dragon to death (losing probably half his health in the process), he finally turns to look at Zetta, and then the demon carrying him.]
What're you doing bringing some talking book in here? Can't you see I'm busy?
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Leave the minions out of this. I'm the one you should be paying attention to. Now, are you going to loan me a phone, or do I need to conquer your Netherworld and claim it in the name of the almighty Overlord Zetta, who has incidentally beaten that game ten or twelve times by now?
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I bet there's room for him in the library. Just gotta find something to padlock his mouth with so he doesn't get too annoying...
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Is that supposed to impress me?
[Okay, so it is a lot of power, but he's still a book, for crying out loud. Laharl isn't about to be intimidated by a book.]
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Now. Where the HELL is the phone around here? I need to call Pram the Oracle, pronto!
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How does a book even use a phone anyway?
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So if that was all you wanted, then buzz off.
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Get out of my throne room and have fun finding that pigeon.
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