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[jerkydevil]

[today, somehow, there seems to be something of an oversized frog sitting comfortable on the throne in the throne room, tinkering away at what looks to be one of those Hellberrys. He doesn't seem to be all that bothered by all the electric shocks he's been getting from it, probably a security measure to prevent tampering with the OS and device]

What is it with ass-backwards dimensions and piece of shit technology that go hand in hand with each other? Ku ku kuuu~ A technician's job is never done, da ze~

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[makainoou]

It's "Your Majesty" now.

What use would that be to me? I already know the ins and outs of my world.

[jerkydevil]

[Kururu simply smirks. Only one person deserves the 'Your Majesty' moniker, and it ain't you, buddy]

I didn't say it was for you, now did I? I'm the one with the scientific curiosity.

[makainoou]

[But that's how you address kings! And he's been doing so well, getting some of the newcomers to actually use his title...]

I don't care about your hobbies. If it's of no use to me, don't bother mentioning it.

[jerkydevil]

['Your Highness' is suitable enough, and the other newcomers are idiots to not realize that~]

Well now I have to bother you with it, da ze~ Do you like curry? You probably don't, which is a shame.

[makainoou]

[He was going to snap at him for continuing to go off topic and waste his time, but... this implies the frog might be able to cook. Cooking is a valuable skill.]

Who doesn't like curry?

[jerkydevil]

[This what we in the industry call "Nailing It"]

Alas, some poor unfortunate fools in this cosmos don't. Quite a shame indeed.

How do you like your curry~?

[makainoou]

Hot enough that it's practically on fire.

[jerkydevil]

Ku ku ku kuuu~

[and in a drop of a hat, the round headphones on Kururu's head start opening up and pulling out all sorts of tools and curry ingredients]

One flaming hot plate of curry coming up, da ze~

[makainoou]

[Laharl watches in bemusement. He finds himself wondering why Jennifer never had Thursday outfitted with any food-making gadgetry. If the frog can do it, it just seems like a super-robot should manage, too.

...

He probably shouldn't ever mention that to Flonne.]

[jerkydevil]

[Pray this frog never meets this robot, or else phd bikini model will have a problem on her hands...

I mean, WATCH AND BE AMAZED, the Swirly Curry Master cooks and steams better than any robot on the market! And in mere minutes, a plate is ready to consume. The curry looks like it is glowing hot and could burst in flames! *Warning: curry may or may not actually combust into flames upon consumption*]

[makainoou]

Now that's the stuff.

[Luckily Laharl is far from easily burned, and generally only flammable when he chooses to be on fire. He seems very satisfied with his plate of might-as-well-be-lava.]

[jerkydevil]

Ku ku ku kuuu~ I'm glad you like~

[Great, that will be a challenge for Kururu to actually try and set the little overlord on fire from his curry. He hasn't had a decent challenge in a while]

[makainoou]

Now then...

About thinking you can fix my gate. You have my permission to work with my gatekeeper on it, but if I don't see any progress, or if she says you're actually causing more trouble than you're worth, then you'll be spending your time in the kitchens.

[Yeah, he's. pretty much assuming the frog is now his vassal. He just made him food, that's like proof or something.]

[jerkydevil]

Ku ku kuuuu~ As you wish, Master~

[Kururu smirks, as if spending time in the kitchen was going to be a bad thing. Well, at least he has "Official" permission to mess with the portal now. That way he doesn't have to bother with having to sneak around to mess with it]

[makainoou]

[Master? Well, that's different. But don't think he doesn't notice that smirk.]

Understand you'll be reporting to Fiona. It's not a free pass to do whatever you want.

[jerkydevil]

Sure, whatever. [as if he won't still do whatever he wants. He'll just make it look good to pass]

[makainoou]

One of the "ins and outs" of this Netherworld is that you don't piss off the Overlord. Try to keep that one in mind.

[jerkydevil]

Oh don't worry about that. I can be a good little alien if I have to be~ Ku ku kuuu~