[Said book immediately inflates itself. The minion, responding to an unspoken command, sets Zetta in midair, where he floats as she steps back.]

Leave the minions out of this. I'm the one you should be paying attention to. Now, are you going to loan me a phone, or do I need to conquer your Netherworld and claim it in the name of the almighty Overlord Zetta, who has incidentally beaten that game ten or twelve times by now?