Hysteric Kingdom NPCs (
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hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm
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Welcome to the Netherworld!
[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.
And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.
It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.
Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.
It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.
Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
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I should have known you would be here, my eternal rival! For a moment, I had feared that you would be in your room, hiding from the problem that has settled upon your doorstep.
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Like I'd be hiding from anything!
[Except heart-shaped furniture but that is a completely legitimate fear.]
Who let you in here?
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[in other words, "it was an accident" doesn't make him sound nearly as cool]
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Do you actually have anything useful to tell me, or are you just here to get your ass kicked again?
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So you can get lost already.
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...Oh. I see. [then again, he did get distracted on his way to the throne room, so it's not TOO surprising that he's late]
Well! That still leaves the matter of what you intend to do with these poor, misplaced souls.
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Obviously they'll have to leave.
[Like you. You can lead the way.]
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This isn't your castle any more than it is theirs, so it's not really your concern.
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Very well then! I shall hold you to your word, then, son of Krichevskoy. But know that if you do not, I shall be forced to intervene!
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