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Hysteric Kingdom NPCs ([personal profile] lazyvassals) wrote in [community profile] hysterickingdom2014-03-13 01:13 pm

Welcome to the Netherworld!

[It is difficult to define what a normal afternoon is by Netherworld standards. In the dark, torch-lit halls of the Overlord's Castle, penguin-suited prinnies totter about pretending to do work, while most other vassals make no effort at all to pretend. No fights have broken out yet, but it is questionable how long that will last with the Overlord being awake. It is just the sort of calm that comes before something unexpected happens, or someone makes it happen out of boredom.

And that is precisely when the first stranger comes through the swirling vortex of the Dimensional Gate.

It doesn't seem so unusual at first, because people use that gate on a daily basis. But more people start to show up, people who aren't demons. The Gatekeeper herself has no idea where they've come from, or how they've found their way to the Netherworld.

Unfortunately, neither do the unexpected guests.]
wannabesaint: (Huh?)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well... finding her way through the castle took longer than expected, mostly due to her trying to find another portal first. That's how it usually worked, no?

But she eventually finds herself in the throne room, weapon drawn and...]

Eh? A kid?

[... throne room equals powerful demon... no?]
makainoou: (oi)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-17 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, another one?

[Just when he was getting ready to do something, too.]

I'm not a child, I'm the Overlord.
wannabesaint: (You have got to be kidding me...)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-17 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Overlord...? Really?]

I dunno... you look about as old as my little brother, so that makes you a kid.
makainoou: (I knew that)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm 1313 years old. I doubt your brother can make that claim.
wannabesaint: (Freeze up is go)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 12:20 am (UTC)(link)

What the heck? How the hell can you be that old and still look like a kid?
makainoou: (oh whatever)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm a demon. I'll live a lot longer than that.
wannabesaint: (Errrrr... oops?)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Urgh... well that makes sense... but still...]

Okay... but... doesn't that just mean you really are a kid?

[Just, you know: a DEMON kid?]
makainoou: (not what I said at all)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm young! That doesn't make me a child!

[Yeah, no, it pretty much does.]
wannabesaint: (I hit because I care)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[It's okay, she's been around kids nearly all her life, she knows exactly what he's trying to pull here. You're not fooling anyone there, kid.]

Sure, okay. You're not a "kid", gotcha.

So anyway, erm... you're the Overlord?
makainoou: (grudging)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I said. Do you have some kind of hearing problem?
wannabesaint: (Pissing me off is a bad idea)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
My hearing is perfect, thank you!

Urgh, great, first there's that moron running around claiming he's a god, now this?

makainoou: (displeased)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
What exactly are you trying to say, woman?
wannabesaint: (Marshmallow hell (tm))

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I have a name, kid. It's Priere!

And I'm saying that I'm getting sick and tired of getting jerked around by a bunch of demons for no reason!

Urgh, I knew I should have just faked being sick today.
makainoou: (he started it)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
And it isn't "kid," it's Overlord. Overlord Laharl.

I didn't bring you here, so don't think having a bunch of humans and other rabble dumped on my doorstep is my idea of a good time either.
wannabesaint: (Getting peeved here)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well do something about it then! You're the Overlord, right? Shouldn't this be a piece of cake for you?
makainoou: (I knew that)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Fiona is the expert on the gate, that's why she's my gatekeeper. Until she can fix it, you're out of luck.
wannabesaint: (Urgh)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
What the...?

So Demon Lords can go and summon gods to destroy the world but an Overlord can't open a stupid gate?

[It's... not as insulting as she makes it seem, really. She's more exasperated at the whole situation, really.]
makainoou: (you're an idiot)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Demons summoning gods?]

...what the hell are you talking about?
wannabesaint: (And you're an idiot)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Well... evil Fallen Angels?]

Urgh... nevermind, nevermind.

So basically, you're useless? Is that what you're trying to tell us?
makainoou: (annoyed)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Useless!? You're the ones who are useless to me, and damn impatient on top of it! You all keep barging in here making demands like you can't survive even a few hours away from your precious homes.

[As if Laharl would really react any differently.]
wannabesaint: (Marshmallow hell (tm))

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Congrats Laharl... she WAS trying to stay civil but...]

EXCUSE ME? We're useless to YOU?

Listen up, you little brat. I can survive here FINE if I wanted to. But we ended up in YOUR place and now we're stuck with YOU. So unless you really want us to crash here until your stupid gate is fixed or we find a new one by force, do something!

Urgh, demons!
Edited 2014-03-18 20:54 (UTC)
makainoou: (furious)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's the one who called him useless first! Him, the Overlord!]

You wanna find somewhere else to be, woman, then go ahead and do it! You're free to get the hell out of my castle and try your luck in the rest of the Netherworld. See if any other demon even considers helping some entitled human brat!
wannabesaint: (I hit because I care)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Or I can just stay right here!
makainoou: (frustrated)

[personal profile] makainoou 2014-03-18 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha- Then quit complaining about how I do things!
wannabesaint: (Firey passion of DOOM)

[personal profile] wannabesaint 2014-03-18 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it sounds like a deal then.

Guess I'll be crashing here for a bit!

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